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A man walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place.
He grabs some olives from the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone’s amazement, swallows it whole.
The bartender yells at the man, “Did you see what your monkey just did?”
The man says “No, what?”
The bartender yells “He just ate the cue ball off my pool table-whole!”
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replied the man, “he eats everything in sight, the cheeky little beggar. Sorry. I’ll pay for the cue ball and stuff.”
He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves. Two weeks later he’s in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his bum, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his bum, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. “Did you see what your monkey did now?” he asks.
“No, what?” replies the man.
“Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his bum, pulled them out, and ate them!” said the bartender.
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replied the man. “He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first.”
He grabs some olives from the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone’s amazement, swallows it whole.
The bartender yells at the man, “Did you see what your monkey just did?”
The man says “No, what?”
The bartender yells “He just ate the cue ball off my pool table-whole!”
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replied the man, “he eats everything in sight, the cheeky little beggar. Sorry. I’ll pay for the cue ball and stuff.”
He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves. Two weeks later he’s in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his bum, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his bum, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. “Did you see what your monkey did now?” he asks.
“No, what?” replies the man.
“Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his bum, pulled them out, and ate them!” said the bartender.
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replied the man. “He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first.”
