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Soldier and his girlfriend
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<blockquote data-quote="BadWithComputer" data-source="post: 198598" data-attributes="member: 194719"><p>A soldier is posted to Iraq, and has been away several months from his girlfriend, when he receives the following letter,</p><p></p><p>Dear john, I´m sorry, but the distance between us is too great. I have to be honest with you, i have cheated on you with 2 different men while you have been away. Please return the photographs i sent you... I really am sorry.</p><p></p><p>Emma</p><p></p><p>So, the soldier, wanting to get his own back, runs round to all his fellow squaddies, and asks them for spare photographs of thier girlfriends, ex´s and sisters. He manages to collect 52. So he gets an envolope, inserts the 52 photographs, along with the one of his girlfriend, and replys with the following</p><p></p><p>Dear Emma,</p><p></p><p>I really am sorry, but i can´t quite remember who you are. Please take your photograph from the pile and return the rest.</p><p></p><p>Regards, Private John</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BadWithComputer, post: 198598, member: 194719"] A soldier is posted to Iraq, and has been away several months from his girlfriend, when he receives the following letter, Dear john, I´m sorry, but the distance between us is too great. I have to be honest with you, i have cheated on you with 2 different men while you have been away. Please return the photographs i sent you... I really am sorry. Emma So, the soldier, wanting to get his own back, runs round to all his fellow squaddies, and asks them for spare photographs of thier girlfriends, ex´s and sisters. He manages to collect 52. So he gets an envolope, inserts the 52 photographs, along with the one of his girlfriend, and replys with the following Dear Emma, I really am sorry, but i can´t quite remember who you are. Please take your photograph from the pile and return the rest. Regards, Private John [/QUOTE]
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