some comment about dreambox that I like?

[hazeman]

hello all,

this comment was writen by user Mr_Mixer in _http://www.austech.info.

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The Ways The Dreambox Is Harmful!
1. Makes owner consider suicide.
2. Dreambox is a satellite receiver but doesn't leave enogh time to watch TV.
3. Make fake excuses inorder to leave work so you can attend your dreambox.
4. You let people who enquire how much you've paid for the dreambox, the same people spent $150.00, yet they have the same channels as you.To don't look like you were riped off , you try to explain that your dreambox is different than other boxes, or convincing them it was a gift.
5. At the beginning you try to get encrypted chanels but don't succeed so you end up watching FTA channel.
6. You get bonbarded by people asking you if you are able to access some channels their after , that makes you feel depressed.
7. Changing cables ofter causes friction at home.
8. You will be asked so many times by others , are you married to this dreambox?
9. You work long hours on the dreambox,it will turn you into a zombie.
10. Most likely,it will cause seperation to couples.
11. Other receiver owners will admire you and also consider budgeting to purchase one.
12. It will make you dislike visitors sleeping over, so you can't work on the dreambox.


After all these things it causes "I still love you DREAMBOX."

 

[georgefromasda]

hello all,

this comment was writen by user Mr_Mixer in _http://www.austech.info"]www.austech.info

The Ways The Dreambox Is Harmful!
1. Makes owner consider suicide.
2. Dreambox is a satellite receiver but doesn't leave enogh time to watch TV.
3. Make fake excuses inorder to leave work so you can attend your dreambox.
4. You let people who enquire how much you've paid for the dreambox, the same people spent $150.00, yet they have the same channels as you.To don't look like you were riped off , you try to explain that your dreambox is different than other boxes, or convincing them it was a gift.
5. At the beginning you try to get encrypted chanels but don't succeed so you end up watching FTA channel.
6. You get bonbarded by people asking you if you are able to access some channels their after , that makes you feel depressed.
7. Changing cables ofter causes friction at home.
8. You will be asked so many times by others , are you married to this dreambox?
9. You work long hours on the dreambox,it will turn you into a zombie.
10. Most likely,it will cause seperation to couples.
11. Other receiver owners will admire you and also consider budgeting to purchase one.
12. It will make you dislike visitors sleeping over, so you can't work on the dreambox.


After all these things it causes "I still love you DREAMBOX."

im sad as 1,2 , 3 , 5 , 6 , 8 ,10 , 12 all relate

 

[gandalfthegrey]

same here...what are we like,
gandalf !

 

[alarmeng]

Hey option 10 sounds very familiar.

Ah well she never paid for anything anyway lol

 

[dago]

I g for number nine, hits the spot.

regards.

 

[john_graydon]

Number 9 for me.