Some Maths + Logic:

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Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic . (It also made me Laugh Out Loud.) It is one of those little things in life that goads me.


Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this:


What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:


If:


A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


is represented as:


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:


H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K


8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E


11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But ,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E


1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


And,


B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T


2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.


A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G


1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty , that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.


'REMEMBER: SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM.'
 
I agree mate More than 100 % this time :)
 
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