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And the Oscar goes to ......(drumroll)...... JAIL

She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her ... it was the silence of the limbs.

When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?

Absolutely shocking news from South Africa ... White man arrested for murder.

According to Oscar Pistorius's legal defense- he hasn't got a leg to stand on.

New evidence has been found outside the Pistorious home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder.
Footprints.

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius.

What did Oscar Pistorius get for Valentine's day?... 20 years.

Breaking news: Oscar Pistorius named in South African shooting team for 2016 Olympics.

It must have been dark when Oscar Pitorius shot his girlfriend ... He said he couldn't see two feet in front of him.

Shame about Oscar Pistorius ... the man had the world at his knees.

Trying to surprise your partner on Valentines day ... Worth a shot.

I take it Oscar Pistorius' girlfriend bought him shoes for Valentines.

Oscar Pistorius, bringing a whole new meaning to 'taking your girlfriend out on Valentines day'.

Newspaper headline: Unarmed girlfriend shot dead by unlegged boyfriend

Word of the day: 'pistorious' meaning 'handy with a pistol'

First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, and now Oscar Pistorius. I think Nike should start telling their athletes "Don't Do It"

New revelations in the Oscar Pistorius case. Police found a cricket bat covered in blood on the scene!
And a pair of stumps...
 
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