The answer: ditch the 3.2MP camera and make it grey. Now everyone in a suit will want it!
The original device seemed to be fairly business-y anyway, with an Opera Browser, document reading, push email and 320 hours standby time.
The success of a camera-less phone will be interesting to note, as it has become one of the must-haves for any handset these days (hear that, Jobs?)
The problem for all of camera-haters jumping with joy: it will only be available in Asia.
Looks like the rest of you will have to weep while taking 'hilarious' pictures of yourself with various hats on.