- My Satellite Setup
- Has gone to a good home elsewhere
- My Location
- Blackburn, Lancashire
A large company recently hired several cannibals as it was expanding
quickly and couldn't find enough British staff. "You are all part of
our team now", said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get
all the usual benefits and you can go to the canteen on the Ground
Floor for something to eat, but please don't eat any of our other employees".
The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked,
"You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work.
However, one of our secretaries has disappeared... Do any of you know
what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads "No".
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the
others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly.
"You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating
managers and no one noticed anything. But, NOOOooo, you had to go and
eat someone who actually does something!"
quickly and couldn't find enough British staff. "You are all part of
our team now", said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get
all the usual benefits and you can go to the canteen on the Ground
Floor for something to eat, but please don't eat any of our other employees".
The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked,
"You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work.
However, one of our secretaries has disappeared... Do any of you know
what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads "No".
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the
others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly.
"You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating
managers and no one noticed anything. But, NOOOooo, you had to go and
eat someone who actually does something!"