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- Blackburn, Lancashire
A little girl asks her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the
block?"
Her Mom replies "no, because she is in heat."
"What does that mean?" asked the child.
"Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes out to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for
a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come ask you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with petrol, and
scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you
can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the
block."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the
leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
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The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway round the block,
so another dog is pushing her home."
block?"
Her Mom replies "no, because she is in heat."
"What does that mean?" asked the child.
"Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes out to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for
a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come ask you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with petrol, and
scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you
can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the
block."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the
leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
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The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway round the block,
so another dog is pushing her home."
