Sweet Slap and Tickle

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IDD CI24 ECONO MM Penta 1.20 Galaxy II
1.2Mtr Polar MTG yes it has been on the arc for 25 years and is now fixed on 13 East using two pairs of rusty molegrips. Unlike me they never groan but always perform.
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Blackburn, Lancashire
#1
Or should that be sweet slip and tackle?

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a coach journey. It was After
Eight.
She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way,
they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had Rum & Butter and she had a Wine
Gum.
He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said.
"I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out
the light for a bit of Black Magic.
It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt
the contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly.
Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.
It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
When he came out, his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She
wanted more but he decided to take Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising...So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet and gave her a Gob Stopper.
Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught VD.
It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with All Sorts ! :-rofl2
 

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technomate5500ci+ with 80cm motarised dish irderto cam mr mrev +dragoncam blue tit numerous fun cards infinity pheonix compaq and dell on wirelessrouter
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no mans land
#2
bit of a long joke but good old bertie had to be involved:-rofl2
 
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