tables turned

Topper

Amo Amas Amant Admin
Staff member
Messages
21,600
Likes
3,273
My Satellite Setup
IDD CI24 ECONO MM Penta 1.20 Galaxy II
1.2Mtr Polar MTG yes it has been on the arc for 25 years and is now fixed on 13 East using two pairs of rusty molegrips. Unlike me they never groan but always perform.
My Location
Blackburn, Lancashire
#1
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting
at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes
over to her and asks, tentatively,
"Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs,
"No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"

Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.
Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks
back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes.
She smiles at him and says,
"I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs,

"What d
o you mean £200?"
 
Top