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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 407467" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p>A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting</p><p>at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes</p><p>over to her and asks, tentatively, </p><p>"Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"</p><p></p><p>To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, </p><p>"No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" </p><p></p><p>Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.</p><p>Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks</p><p>back to his table.</p><p></p><p>After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes.</p><p>She smiles at him and says, </p><p>"I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."</p><p></p><p>To which he responds, at the top of his lungs,<strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>"<span style="font-size: 12px">W</span><span style="font-size: 12px">ha</span><span style="font-size: 12px">t</span> <span style="font-size: 15px">d</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">o you mean</span> <span style="font-size: 22px">£200?"</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 407467, member: 186250"] A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs,[B] "[SIZE=3]W[/SIZE][SIZE=3]ha[/SIZE][SIZE=3]t[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]d[/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]o you mean[/SIZE] [SIZE=6]£200?"[/SIZE][/B] [/QUOTE]
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