Tact and diplomacy

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I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer,
when a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the ass.

She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”

I looked at her said, ”Have you got a pen.”

She said, “I sure do."

I said, “ Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”

My dental surgery is scheduled for Monday.
 
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