- My Satellite Setup
- Has gone to a good home elsewhere
- My Location
- Blackburn, Lancashire
I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer,
when a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the ass.
She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”
I looked at her said, ”Have you got a pen.”
She said, “I sure do."
I said, “ Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”
My dental surgery is scheduled for Monday.
when a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the ass.
She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”
I looked at her said, ”Have you got a pen.”
She said, “I sure do."
I said, “ Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”
My dental surgery is scheduled for Monday.