Take The Money And Run...



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A guy is walking down the street, sees a beautiful woman with a very
short skirt, approaches her and says, "My god, you're hot!!! I've GOT to
make it with you! I can't help myself, and no matter what, I've GOT to
have you!"

The woman is very shocked and asks him, "What!? HERE? In the middle of
the street!?"

The guy answers, "I've got to have you now! So I'll make you an offer.
I'll drop £500 on the pavement and, while you're picking it up, I will
do everything I want. OK?"

The lady seems to be in intense thought. Then she calls her friend. She
tells her friend the story, looking for some advice. The friend says,
"It's no big problem. When he drops the money, you pick up the £500
fast, and he won't even have time to get his fireman out of his pants
before you finish picking it up. Just take the money and run!"

The next day, the friend sees the woman walking like an old woman. The
friend asks, "What happened to you!?"

The woman answers nervously, "That son-of-a-bitch dropped £500 in
fifty pences!"