- My Satellite Setup
- Has gone to a good home elsewhere
- My Location
- Blackburn, Lancashire
The nice Jewish mother-in-law comes home and finds her son-in-law furious, and packing his suitcase.
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<div>What happened?? She asks.
<b>Eli screamed, "What happened? I'll tell you what happened!</b>
I sent an email to Rachel saying that I was coming home from my trip today. I got home and guess what I found? My wife, yes my Rachel, your daughter, with a naked guy in our bed! This is the end of our marriage. I will leave forever!"
<b>"Calm down!" says the mother-in-law. "There</b>'s something odd about this story. Rachel would never do such a thing! Wait a minute while I check what happened."
<b>Moments later, mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "You see, I said that</b>
there must be a very simple explanation:
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<div>What happened?? She asks.
<b>Eli screamed, "What happened? I'll tell you what happened!</b>
I sent an email to Rachel saying that I was coming home from my trip today. I got home and guess what I found? My wife, yes my Rachel, your daughter, with a naked guy in our bed! This is the end of our marriage. I will leave forever!"
<b>"Calm down!" says the mother-in-law. "There</b>'s something odd about this story. Rachel would never do such a thing! Wait a minute while I check what happened."
<b>Moments later, mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "You see, I said that</b>
there must be a very simple explanation:
Rachel never received your email"
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