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Ten things women hate about men

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1) That they're men

2) That they leave the bog seat up

3) Long nose and ear hair

4) Lingering BO

5) They smell of pubs

6) They won't argue back

7) They wear unattractive underpants

8) They drink too much

9) Don't do enough around the house

10) Hate their partner's mother
 

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Not bad, when they said women are the opposite s_x I didn't realise they meant it in every way possibel
 

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Ha! You bet, m8. ;)
 

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Totally agree... well said
 

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Saturlight said:
1) That they're men

2) That they leave the bog seat up

3) Long nose and ear hair

4) Lingering BO

5) They smell of pubs

6) They won't argue back

7) They wear unattractive underpants

8) They drink too much

9) Don't do enough around the house

10) Hate their partner's mother
1. Yep, I am...
2. Yep, I do...
3. Hmm, nose hair yes, but I keep pulling that out... :D
4. Only if I have no hot water or shower-in-a-can.... :D
5. I don't, I hate pubs.... :-Nooo
6. Er, I can aruge non-stop until the other side gives in.... :D
7. Well, they keep my bits warm.... :p
8. I hardly drink at all!!! O-no
9. Erm, do what exactly??? :-ohmy
10. Can't answer that as I'm single... :D
 

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Number ten is no excuse. ;)
 

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Saturlight said:
Number ten is no excuse. ;)
I know, it's occupant is paid faaaar to much....:-rofl2
 

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My wife dislikes me cleaning engine parts in the dishwasher for some reason.

(and so I took them up to the bathroom)

Now she really hates me

(try to please them and you get nowhere)
 

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As long as your not using parafin through the water pipe I think she is being a little unreasonable.... unless of course they are Lada parts or worse still mz parts ? now that I could understand
 

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mrminibus said:
As long as your not using parafin through the water pipe I think she is being a little unreasonable.... unless of course they are Lada parts or worse still mz parts ? now that I could understand
Thay are almost always Honda , or Ducati/ Triumph motorbike parts.
Car engines - I think - woudn't fit in the bath we have ( just how far do you tkink I can go).