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The afterlife
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.
Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact...
'Mary ? Mary ? '
'Is that you, Fred? '
'Yes, I've come back like we agreed. '
'What's it like? '
'Well, I get up in the morning, I have s_x, I have breakfast, then off to the golf course, I have s_x, I bathe in the sun, and then I have s_x twice.
Then I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then s_x pretty much all afternoon.
After supper, off to the golf course again.
Then have s_x until late at night.
The next day it starts again. '
'Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven. '
'Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Somerset . '
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.
Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact...
'Mary ? Mary ? '
'Is that you, Fred? '
'Yes, I've come back like we agreed. '
'What's it like? '
'Well, I get up in the morning, I have s_x, I have breakfast, then off to the golf course, I have s_x, I bathe in the sun, and then I have s_x twice.
Then I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then s_x pretty much all afternoon.
After supper, off to the golf course again.
Then have s_x until late at night.
The next day it starts again. '
'Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven. '
'Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Somerset . '