- My Satellite Setup
- Has gone to a good home elsewhere
- My Location
- Blackburn, Lancashire
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is s_x after death.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact: "Judy............Judy"
"Is that you, George?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have s_x. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have s_x again, bathe in the warm sun and then have s_x a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have s_x the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more s_x until late at night. I catch some much-needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"
"Oh, George...are you in Heaven?"
"No...........I'm a rabbit in Kansas .."
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact: "Judy............Judy"
"Is that you, George?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have s_x. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have s_x again, bathe in the warm sun and then have s_x a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have s_x the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more s_x until late at night. I catch some much-needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"
"Oh, George...are you in Heaven?"
"No...........I'm a rabbit in Kansas .."