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<blockquote data-quote="Vipersan" data-source="post: 865641" data-attributes="member: 325666"><p>A distressed woman enters the vets surgery carrying a limp and apparently lifeless duck..</p><p>Its my pet she says ..and I found it like this this morning ..</p><p>The Vit'nry gently takes the duck from her arms places on the table and proceeds to examine the duck..</p><p>After a few minutes He says ...I'm sorry to have to tell you ..your duck is dead ..</p><p>The woman bursts into tears and through yer sobs asks ..are you absolutely certain ?</p><p>Can I get a second opinion.</p><p>No problems says the vet ..Opens the door and leaves..returning with a large Labrador wagging it's tail..</p><p>The dog proceeds to sniff the ducks anus ...stops wagging it's tail and leaves..</p><p></p><p>Fairly conclusive I think says the Vet ..your duck is dead..</p><p>Noooo ...cries the woman what do you know ...I need another opinion..</p><p>at which the Vet leaves the room and returns with a ginger Tom..</p><p>He places the the cat next to the duck ..</p><p>The cat proceeds to sniff the duck ..paws it a little ...jumps down and leaves.</p><p>No reaction says the Vet ...your duck is definately deceased ...</p><p>Finally the distraught woman agrees and accepts the vets conclusions.</p><p>Finally says the Vet ..that'll be £90 please..</p><p>That's a lot of money for your diagnosis says the woman..</p><p>can you give me a breakdown or the bill ?</p><p>Certainly says the Vet ..</p><p>That's £30 for my initial examination plus ...</p><p>£30 for Lab tests ...and a futher £30 for the Cat scan..</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I'll get me' labcoat >>>>></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Vipersan, post: 865641, member: 325666"] A distressed woman enters the vets surgery carrying a limp and apparently lifeless duck.. Its my pet she says ..and I found it like this this morning .. The Vit'nry gently takes the duck from her arms places on the table and proceeds to examine the duck.. After a few minutes He says ...I'm sorry to have to tell you ..your duck is dead .. The woman bursts into tears and through yer sobs asks ..are you absolutely certain ? Can I get a second opinion. No problems says the vet ..Opens the door and leaves..returning with a large Labrador wagging it's tail.. The dog proceeds to sniff the ducks anus ...stops wagging it's tail and leaves.. Fairly conclusive I think says the Vet ..your duck is dead.. Noooo ...cries the woman what do you know ...I need another opinion.. at which the Vet leaves the room and returns with a ginger Tom.. He places the the cat next to the duck .. The cat proceeds to sniff the duck ..paws it a little ...jumps down and leaves. No reaction says the Vet ...your duck is definately deceased ... Finally the distraught woman agrees and accepts the vets conclusions. Finally says the Vet ..that'll be £90 please.. That's a lot of money for your diagnosis says the woman.. can you give me a breakdown or the bill ? Certainly says the Vet .. That's £30 for my initial examination plus ... £30 for Lab tests ...and a futher £30 for the Cat scan.. I'll get me' labcoat >>>>> [/QUOTE]
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