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These are real sentences taken from the English GCSE exam answers from 2005 papers:


His thoughts tumbled in his head, like pants in a tumble dryer.

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a Bowling ball wouldn't.

McMurphy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a paper bag filled with vegetable soup.

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the centre

Her vocabulary was as bad as whatever.

He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots frying in hot grease.

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left York at 6:36 p.m. travelling at 55 mph, the other from Peterborough at 4:19p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the full stop after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

The thunder was ominous sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.

The red brick wall was the colour of a brick-red crayon.

Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel door, only one that had been left out so long it had rusted shut.

The door had been forced, as forced as the interview bits on Family Fortunes.

Shots rang out, as shots want to do.

The plan was simple, like my brother Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

He was as lame as a duck. A real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter."

She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

It came down the stairs looking very much like something no one had ever seen before.

The knife was as sharp as the tone used by Glenda Jackson MP in her first several points of parliamentary procedure made to Robin Cook MP, Leader of the House of Commons, in the House Judiciary Committee hearings on the suspension of Keith Vaz MP.

The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a lamppost.

The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like the charge at a cash machine.

The dandelion swayed in the gentle breeze like an electric fan on medium.

It was a working class tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.

He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a dustcart reversing.

She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.

Her voice had that tense, grating quality, like a broken fax.



My younger daughter took her GCSEs this year. Perhaps she'll be in next year's list!
 
PaulR said:
He was as lame as a duck. [like] A real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

The first part is funny enough - the rest just makes this one 'The Fully Monty'. [Like] not in the film, but like someone who did the best they could with their clothes on.

Reminds me of my teacher explaining 'onomatopoeia', LOL.

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Can't decide between these two:

1. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

2. The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a lamppost.

:-pointer

You people have very good comedy schools :-lmao
 
This one is my favourite:

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

Classic juxtaposition of 2 ideas.
 
LOL - these get funnier and funnier every time someone picks out their favourite and I am forced to laugh again.:-rofl2

PaulR - you get a gold star for finding this gem, hehe.:D

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