The Genie

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A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.
The wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful!
Now we'll have to go up there, Find the owner, Apologize, and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.
A warm voice said, Come on in."
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done:
Glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on Its side near the broken window.
A large man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh..yeah, Sir.
We're sorry about that," The husband replied.
"Oh, No apology is necessary.
Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm A Genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.
Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.
I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" The husband said.
He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," Said the genie.
"You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, Healthy life! And now you, young lady, what do you want?"
The genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," She said.
Consider it done, "the genie said."
And your homes will always be safe from fire, Burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," The couple asked in unison,
"What's your wish, Genie?"
"Well,
Since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a Woman in more than a thousand years, My wish is to have s_x with your Wife!"
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, Honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses.
What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, You're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, But what about you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," Said the husband.
"I'd do the same for you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of The afternoon enjoying each other.
The genie was insatiable.
After about three hours of non-stop s_x, The genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded, breathlessly.
No Kidding." He said, "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"
 

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Why ye 'oldie English font ??

Its a bugger to read Zorb.
 

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? It looks okay to me,normal blue writing.
 

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LOL, I can image you sat there with a quill.

Just for the hell of it - I tried to read it again with Windows 'Cleartype' turned ON.

Now I need a Nurufen. Maybe not, its nearly time to endure the 30metre walk to the local.:p

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Did my second post and this post come out okay?
 

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You've managed to use something called "Lucida Calligraphy" as a font! The other 2 posts are OK.

I can change it if you want...
 

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That's different to me
 

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It appears as the first one (PaulR)to me.
 

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It'll be because we don't have Lucida Calligraphy as an available font and Windows makes a font substitution. Topper obviously has it as an available font.
 

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Wasn't that font on the second Create and Craft CD - what was it now, er, illegible Card Making for Men :p

Joke!

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BarMoo said:
Wasn't that font on the second Create and Craft CD - what was it now, er, illegible Card Making for Men :p

Joke!

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Poetry and pot plants :toke: :-rofl2
 
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