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<blockquote data-quote="Zorba" data-source="post: 340964" data-attributes="member: 176203"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">The wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful!</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">Now we'll have to go up there, Find the owner, Apologize, and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">A warm voice said, Come on in."</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done:</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">Glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on Its side near the broken window.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">A large man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">"Uh..yeah, Sir.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">We're sorry about that," The husband replied.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">"Oh, No apology is necessary.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm A Genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">"Wow, that's great!" The husband said.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">"No problem," Said the genie.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">"You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, Healthy life! And now you, young lady, what do you want?"</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">The genie asked.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," She said.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">Consider it done, "the genie said."</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">And your homes will always be safe from fire, Burglary and natural disasters!"</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">"And now," The couple asked in unison,</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">"What's your wish, Genie?"</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">"Well,</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">Since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a Woman in more than a thousand years, My wish is to have s_x with your Wife!"</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, Honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">What do you think?"</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, You're right.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, But what about you, honey?"</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">"You know I love you sweetheart," Said the husband.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">"I'd do the same for you!"</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of The afternoon enjoying each other.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">The genie was insatiable.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">After about three hours of non-stop s_x, The genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">"Why, we're both 35," she responded, breathlessly.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">No Kidding." He said, "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"</span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Zorba, post: 340964, member: 176203"] [B][FONT=Lucida Calligraphy][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080]A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. The wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, Find the owner, Apologize, and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: Glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on Its side near the broken window. A large man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh..yeah, Sir. We're sorry about that," The husband replied. "Oh, No apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm A Genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself." "Wow, that's great!" The husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem," Said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, Healthy life! And now you, young lady, what do you want?" The genie asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," She said. Consider it done, "the genie said." And your homes will always be safe from fire, Burglary and natural disasters!" "And now," The couple asked in unison, "What's your wish, Genie?" "Well, Since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a Woman in more than a thousand years, My wish is to have s_x with your Wife!" The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, Honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, You're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, But what about you, honey?" "You know I love you sweetheart," Said the husband. "I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of The afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop s_x, The genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?" "Why, we're both 35," she responded, breathlessly. No Kidding." He said, "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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