The good, bad and ugly.

[arsen]

Good : Your wife is pregnant.
Bad : It's triplets.
Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago.



Good : Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad : She wants a divorce.
Ugly : She's a lawyer.



Good : Your son is finally maturing.
Bad : He's involved with the women next door.
Ugly : So are you.



Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad : You find several pornn movies hidden there.
Ugly : You're in them.



Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them.



Good : Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly : He looks better than you.



Good : You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad : She keeps interrupting.
Ugly : With corrections.



Good : Your son is dating someone new.
Bad : It's another man.
Ugly : He's your best friend.



Good : Your daughter got a new job.
Bad : As a hoooker.
Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do.