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<blockquote data-quote="arsen" data-source="post: 230568" data-attributes="member: 189759"><p><strong>Good : Your wife is pregnant. </strong></p><p><strong>Bad : It's triplets. </strong></p><p><strong>Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Good : Your wife's not talking to you. </strong></p><p><strong>Bad : She wants a divorce. </strong></p><p><strong>Ugly : She's a lawyer. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Good : Your son is finally maturing. </strong></p><p><strong>Bad : He's involved with the women next door. </strong></p><p><strong>Ugly : So are you. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Good : Your son studies a lot in his room. </strong></p><p><strong>Bad : You find several pornn movies hidden there. </strong></p><p><strong>Ugly : You're in them. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. </strong></p><p><strong>Bad : You can't find your birth control pills. </strong></p><p><strong>Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Good : Your husband understands fashion. </strong></p><p><strong>Bad : He's a cross-dresser. </strong></p><p><strong>Ugly : He looks better than you. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Good : You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter. </strong></p><p><strong>Bad : She keeps interrupting. </strong></p><p><strong>Ugly : With corrections. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Good : Your son is dating someone new. </strong></p><p><strong>Bad : It's another man. </strong></p><p><strong>Ugly : He's your best friend. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Good : Your daughter got a new job. </strong></p><p><strong>Bad : As a hoooker. </strong></p><p><strong>Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients. </strong></p><p><strong>Way ugly : She makes more money than you do.</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="arsen, post: 230568, member: 189759"] [B]Good : Your wife is pregnant. Bad : It's triplets. Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago. Good : Your wife's not talking to you. Bad : She wants a divorce. Ugly : She's a lawyer. Good : Your son is finally maturing. Bad : He's involved with the women next door. Ugly : So are you. Good : Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad : You find several pornn movies hidden there. Ugly : You're in them. Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad : You can't find your birth control pills. Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them. Good : Your husband understands fashion. Bad : He's a cross-dresser. Ugly : He looks better than you. Good : You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter. Bad : She keeps interrupting. Ugly : With corrections. Good : Your son is dating someone new. Bad : It's another man. Ugly : He's your best friend. Good : Your daughter got a new job. Bad : As a hoooker. Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients. Way ugly : She makes more money than you do.[/B] [/QUOTE]
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