The Husband Store

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Man and Wife Store


A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

There are instructions at the entrance:

"You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper climbs up. You may choose a man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it."

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
 
PaulR

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A New Wives store has opened across the street.

The first floor has wives that love s_x.

The second floor has wives that love s_x and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.....
 
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weeeeeel said
 
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#4
I bet you most even go to second floor....
 
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#5
wives isnt there a hooker on the corner:-rofl2 f*ck going shoping
 
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#6
that is so true, wimmin are so impossible to please lol

oh and paul
A Christmas tree is just for Christmas, not for life.
not true, i bought a tree last year, and its got a 12 month warranty... after entertaining us in the house, it now lives in a bigger pot in the back garden :)
if its not too big ill bring it in for xmas this year :)
 
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#7
PaulR said:
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak
No such thing. As always with those stores they have good marketing. My feeling: They must be mature content (no offence) :)
 
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none taken T_G
 
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