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<blockquote data-quote="PaulR" data-source="post: 167079" data-attributes="member: 176256"><p>Man and Wife Store </p><p></p><p></p><p>A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.</p><p></p><p>There are instructions at the entrance:</p><p></p><p>"You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! </p><p>There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper climbs up. You may choose a man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"</p><p></p><p>So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. </p><p></p><p>On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. </p><p></p><p>The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. </p><p></p><p>The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. </p><p></p><p>She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it." </p><p></p><p>Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: </p><p></p><p>Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="PaulR, post: 167079, member: 176256"] Man and Wife Store A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. There are instructions at the entrance: "You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper climbs up. You may choose a man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!" So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it." Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. [/QUOTE]
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