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<div>A 98-year-old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying.
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<div>The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable.
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<div>They tried giving her some warm milk to drink but she refused it.
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<div>One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen,
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<div>and remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas,
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<div>She opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.
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<div>She went back to Mother Superior's bed, the nun held the glass to her lips Mother drank a little.... Then a little more.
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<div>Before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop.
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<div>"Mother," the nuns asked with earnest, "please give us some wisdom before you die."
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<div>She raised herself up in bed and whispered- "Don't sell that cow!"
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<div>
<div>A 98-year-old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying.
</div>
<div>The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable.
</div>
<div>They tried giving her some warm milk to drink but she refused it.
</div>
<div>One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen,
</div>
<div>and remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas,
</div>
<div>She opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.
</div>
<div>She went back to Mother Superior's bed, the nun held the glass to her lips Mother drank a little.... Then a little more.
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<div>Before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop.
</div>
<div>"Mother," the nuns asked with earnest, "please give us some wisdom before you die."
</div>
<div>She raised herself up in bed and whispered- "Don't sell that cow!"
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