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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 826089" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div><span style="font-size: 24px">A 98-year-old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying.</span></p><p></div></p><p></p><p><div><span style="font-size: 24px">The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable.</span></p><p></div></p><p></p><p><div><span style="font-size: 24px">They tried giving her some warm milk to drink but she refused it.</span></p><p></div></p><p></p><p><div><span style="font-size: 24px">One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen,</span></p><p></div></p><p></p><p><div><span style="font-size: 24px">and remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas,</span></p><p></div></p><p></p><p><div><span style="font-size: 24px">She opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.</span></p><p></div></p><p></p><p><div><span style="font-size: 24px">She went back to Mother Superior's bed, the nun held the glass to her lips Mother drank a little.... Then a little more.</span></p><p></div></p><p></p><p><div><span style="font-size: 24px">Before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop.</span></p><p></div></p><p></p><p><div><span style="font-size: 24px">"Mother," the nuns asked with earnest, "please give us some wisdom before you die."</span></p><p></div></p><p></p><p><div><span style="font-size: 24px">She raised herself up in bed and whispered- "Don't sell that cow!" </span></p><p> </p><p></div></p><p> </p><p></div></p><p></div></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 826089, member: 186250"] <div> <div> <div>[SIZE=24px]A 98-year-old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying.[/SIZE] </div> <div>[SIZE=24px]The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable.[/SIZE] </div> <div>[SIZE=24px]They tried giving her some warm milk to drink but she refused it.[/SIZE] </div> <div>[SIZE=24px]One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen,[/SIZE] </div> <div>[SIZE=24px]and remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas,[/SIZE] </div> <div>[SIZE=24px]She opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.[/SIZE] </div> <div>[SIZE=24px]She went back to Mother Superior's bed, the nun held the glass to her lips Mother drank a little.... Then a little more.[/SIZE] </div> <div>[SIZE=24px]Before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop.[/SIZE] </div> <div>[SIZE=24px]"Mother," the nuns asked with earnest, "please give us some wisdom before you die."[/SIZE] </div> <div>[SIZE=24px]She raised herself up in bed and whispered- "Don't sell that cow!" [/SIZE] </div> </div> </div> [/QUOTE]
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