- My Satellite Setup
- Has gone to a good home elsewhere
- My Location
- Blackburn, Lancashire
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room
and Donald wanted to have s_x with Daisy.
The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"
Donald frowned and said "No."
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have s_x.
"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested. So Donald went
down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.
"Yes, we do," the clerk said, and pulled one out from under the counter and
gave it to Donald. The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put that on your
bill?
"No!" Donald quacked, "What kind of a friggen' pervert do you think I am?"
and Donald wanted to have s_x with Daisy.
The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"
Donald frowned and said "No."
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have s_x.
"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested. So Donald went
down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.
"Yes, we do," the clerk said, and pulled one out from under the counter and
gave it to Donald. The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put that on your
bill?
"No!" Donald quacked, "What kind of a friggen' pervert do you think I am?"