The Romantic Husband:

[Topper]

Husband and wife in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She: "Oh, that feels good."
His hand moves to her breast.
She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
His hand moves to her leg.
She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."
But he stops.
She: "Why did you stop?"
He: "I found the remote."

 

[sophia]

Hi Topper,

Look what his wife did next

 

[PaulR]

Excellent, both of you.