The seven kinds of s_x

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Research shows that there are 7 kinds of s_x. The 1st kind of s_x is called: Smurf s_x . * This kind
of s_x happens when you first meet someone, and you have s_x until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of s_x is called: Kitchen s_x. * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have s_x anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of s_x is called: Bedroom s_x. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. You still have s_x – occasionally - and if you do, you only have it in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of s_x is called: Hallway s_x * This is when you have been with your partner for too long, When you pass each other in the hallway you both say,
'F*** you.'

The 5th kind of s_x is called: Religious s_x . * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom s_x . * This is when you cannot stand your wife/ husband any more.
He/she takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And; last, but not least, the 7th kind of s_x is called: Pension s_x . * You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.

Please do not reply to let me know what stage you are at
 

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Surely, there must be an 8th kind, solo s_x! I'm not going to describe what that is! :-rofl2
 
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