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Research shows that there are 7 kinds of s_x. The 1st kind of s_x is called: Smurf s_x . * This kind
of s_x happens when you first meet someone, and you have s_x until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of s_x is called: Kitchen s_x. * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have s_x anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of s_x is called: Bedroom s_x. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. You still have s_x – occasionally - and if you do, you only have it in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of s_x is called: Hallway s_x * This is when you have been with your partner for too long, When you pass each other in the hallway you both say,
'F*** you.'
The 5th kind of s_x is called: Religious s_x . * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom s_x . * This is when you cannot stand your wife/ husband any more.
He/she takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And; last, but not least, the 7th kind of s_x is called: Pension s_x . * You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
Please do not reply to let me know what stage you are at
of s_x happens when you first meet someone, and you have s_x until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of s_x is called: Kitchen s_x. * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have s_x anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of s_x is called: Bedroom s_x. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. You still have s_x – occasionally - and if you do, you only have it in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of s_x is called: Hallway s_x * This is when you have been with your partner for too long, When you pass each other in the hallway you both say,
'F*** you.'
The 5th kind of s_x is called: Religious s_x . * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom s_x . * This is when you cannot stand your wife/ husband any more.
He/she takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And; last, but not least, the 7th kind of s_x is called: Pension s_x . * You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
Please do not reply to let me know what stage you are at
