Help Required Third wife, eight dishes!

[Satfaca]

How about quality over quantity?
Downsize the number of antennas and increase the size of the remains.
Size does matter, specially to women.

 

[Lazarus]

Guess you only have one dish then.
Not a problem at all.
I love one pan dinners, chuck everything in one pan to cook it

Yep. Always easier just to fill pots.

 

[RimaNTSS]

Can anyone offer advice on how I can keep the eight dishes without going for the forth wife?

Promise her to not touch her dishes in the kitchen if she does not care about yours in the garden.

 

[Captain Jack]

When I met my incumbent wife, I said I came with very big dishes. And you know what they say about men with big dishes.

Yep, the wives would always lose to the dishes.