Those pearly gates again

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A train hits a bus filled with Catholic schoolgirls and they all
perish.

They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter
asks the first girl 'Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a
male organ?' She giggles and shyly replies, 'Well, I once touched the
head of one with the tip of my finger.' St. Peter says, 'Okay, dip the
tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate.'

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, 'Jennifer, have you
ever had any contact with a male organ?' The girl is a little
reluctant but replies, 'Well, once I fondled and stroked one.' St.
Peter says, ' Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass
through the gate.'

All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls.
One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.

When she reaches the front, St. Peter says, 'Nicola, What seems to be
the rush?'

The girl replies, 'If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I
want to do it before Sharon sticks her arse in it.'
 
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