- My Satellite Setup
- Dream7020 and AZ Elite and a few DM800
- My Location
- Sweden
Mr. Avery, I have exactly the girl you need. Say the word and you'll meet and be married in no time!" says the Matchmaker.
"Don't bother," replies Mr. Avery, "I've two sisters at home who look after all my needs."
"That's all well and good, but all the sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a wife."
"I said 'two sisters'. I didn't say they were mine."
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People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather because it`s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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The tensions of life were threatening to get a strangle-hold on Bob, and after he'd finished a good dinner, he relaxed mindlessly in a soft chair next to the stereo, with a stiff drink in his hand.
His wife knew nothing of his nervous state, and she climbed onto his lap with the thought of trying to wheedle a gift out of him by snuggling, murmuring and fondling him.
"Jesus, woman, get off of me!" he exploded. "I get enough of this at the office."
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"A new survey shows that the more female you are physically, the harder it is to be taken seriously in business. For example, women with very large breasts have a harder time being promoted than women with penises."
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Judge: "You say you're petitioning for a legal name change?"
Leon: "Yes, your honor."
Judge: (looking at petition) "I can see why, your name is Leon Shifferbrains, is it?"
Leon: "Yes, your honor."
Judge: "And what do you want to change your name to, Mr. Shifferbrains?"
Leon: "Melvin, your honor."
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Two friends went to have lunch at the new Japanese restaurant down the street. When they pulled on the door they found it was locked.
"What? They’re not open for lunch?" one said incredulously.
"I guess not," the other said pointing to the sign that said: ‘Crosed’.
"Don't bother," replies Mr. Avery, "I've two sisters at home who look after all my needs."
"That's all well and good, but all the sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a wife."
"I said 'two sisters'. I didn't say they were mine."
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People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather because it`s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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The tensions of life were threatening to get a strangle-hold on Bob, and after he'd finished a good dinner, he relaxed mindlessly in a soft chair next to the stereo, with a stiff drink in his hand.
His wife knew nothing of his nervous state, and she climbed onto his lap with the thought of trying to wheedle a gift out of him by snuggling, murmuring and fondling him.
"Jesus, woman, get off of me!" he exploded. "I get enough of this at the office."
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"A new survey shows that the more female you are physically, the harder it is to be taken seriously in business. For example, women with very large breasts have a harder time being promoted than women with penises."
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Judge: "You say you're petitioning for a legal name change?"
Leon: "Yes, your honor."
Judge: (looking at petition) "I can see why, your name is Leon Shifferbrains, is it?"
Leon: "Yes, your honor."
Judge: "And what do you want to change your name to, Mr. Shifferbrains?"
Leon: "Melvin, your honor."
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Two friends went to have lunch at the new Japanese restaurant down the street. When they pulled on the door they found it was locked.
"What? They’re not open for lunch?" one said incredulously.
"I guess not," the other said pointing to the sign that said: ‘Crosed’.