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If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

~Jay Leno~



The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

~Henry Cate, VII~



We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

~Aesop~



If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches,
there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.


~Will Rogers~


Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

~Nikita Khrushchev~


When I was a child I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.

~Clarence Darrow~

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.

~Author unknown~

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.

~John Quinton~

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to

protect each from the other.

~Oscar Ameringer~


I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.

~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952~

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

~Texas Guinan ~
 

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