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There comes a time when a woman just has to begin to trust her husband... for example...
A wife comes home very late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom not wishing to disturb her slumbering husband.
However from under the duvet she sees four legs instead of two. Incensed she reaches for the cricket bat her husband keeps by the bed to deter burglars with and starts hitting the duvet as hard as she can until she is gasping for breath and completely exhausted . Once she has recovered her breath, she goes to the kitchen to have a stiff drink..
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. "Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you pop in and say ‘hello’?”
A wife comes home very late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom not wishing to disturb her slumbering husband.
However from under the duvet she sees four legs instead of two. Incensed she reaches for the cricket bat her husband keeps by the bed to deter burglars with and starts hitting the duvet as hard as she can until she is gasping for breath and completely exhausted . Once she has recovered her breath, she goes to the kitchen to have a stiff drink..
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. "Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you pop in and say ‘hello’?”