Saturlight
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Yeah, we all did this at school. We were given about five pages of text which we had to paragraph and keep the meaning of the original, to one single page.
So I thought I'd have a bit of fun, and write some critiques of films, as short as possible, but by also retaining the meaning:
THE GREAT ESCAPE: "World War Two prisoners make an elaborate escape attempt only for it to go sadly wrong."
THE OMEN: "The son of the Devil is born into a wealthy and influencial family, who fail to combat his attempt to conquer the world."
THE SHAM-SHACK REDEMPTION: "Bank manager escapes from jail after twenty years of mental, physical and sexual abuse."
WOLF CREEK: "An Aussie nutter murders two girls, and evades capture."
PLAN NINE FROM OUTER SPACE: "A plan nine to conquer the world goes wrong after eight previous attempts".
BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID: "Two cowboys rob banks and die at the end, shot to death by a firing squad of army volunteers."
DRACULA: "A vampire reaks havoc on a Germany community only for himself to die at the end."
CHICOLINA MEETS JOHN HOMLES: "Well endowed man has a seedy affair with a lusty, loose woman." ;)
So I thought I'd have a bit of fun, and write some critiques of films, as short as possible, but by also retaining the meaning:
THE GREAT ESCAPE: "World War Two prisoners make an elaborate escape attempt only for it to go sadly wrong."
THE OMEN: "The son of the Devil is born into a wealthy and influencial family, who fail to combat his attempt to conquer the world."
THE SHAM-SHACK REDEMPTION: "Bank manager escapes from jail after twenty years of mental, physical and sexual abuse."
WOLF CREEK: "An Aussie nutter murders two girls, and evades capture."
PLAN NINE FROM OUTER SPACE: "A plan nine to conquer the world goes wrong after eight previous attempts".
BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID: "Two cowboys rob banks and die at the end, shot to death by a firing squad of army volunteers."
DRACULA: "A vampire reaks havoc on a Germany community only for himself to die at the end."
CHICOLINA MEETS JOHN HOMLES: "Well endowed man has a seedy affair with a lusty, loose woman." ;)