- My Satellite Setup
- Has gone to a good home elsewhere
- My Location
- Blackburn, Lancashire
TUESDAY
A man went to church one day and afterwards he stopped to shake the preacher's hand.
He said, 'Vicar, I'll tell you, that was adamned fine sermon. Damned good!'
The Vicar said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'
The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!'
The Vicar said, 'No shit?'
A man went to church one day and afterwards he stopped to shake the preacher's hand.
He said, 'Vicar, I'll tell you, that was adamned fine sermon. Damned good!'
The Vicar said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'
The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!'
The Vicar said, 'No shit?'