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Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were
determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything
that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and
bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses,
etc. The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their
"tourist" garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the
sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" blonde in a
topless bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't
help but stare.
As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said
"Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father," nodding and
addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they
were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and
bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could
hear them before you even saw them!
Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their
chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same
gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking
her sweet time, came walking toward them.
Again she nodded at each of them, said
"Good morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father," and started
to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said,
"Just a minute, young lady." "Yes, Father?" "We are priests
and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know
we are priests, dressed as we are?"
She replied, "Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen."
determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything
that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and
bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses,
etc. The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their
"tourist" garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the
sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" blonde in a
topless bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't
help but stare.
As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said
"Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father," nodding and
addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they
were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and
bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could
hear them before you even saw them!
Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their
chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same
gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking
her sweet time, came walking toward them.
Again she nodded at each of them, said
"Good morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father," and started
to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said,
"Just a minute, young lady." "Yes, Father?" "We are priests
and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know
we are priests, dressed as we are?"
She replied, "Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen."