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A policeman pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked
you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'
The driver says, 'Look, officer I had it set on cruise control at 60, do you
think your radar gun might need calibrating?'
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly dear,
you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'
As the policeman writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and
growls, 'Can you please keep your mouth shut?'
The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful your radar
detector went off when it did.'
As the policeman makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector
unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, 'Damn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'
The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic £50 fine.'
The driver says, 'Yeah, well, I had it on but took it off when you pulled me
over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'
The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'
As the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns barks
at his wife, 'WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT UP??'
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always
talk to you this way, Ma'am?'
And she says: 'Only when he's been drinking.'
you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'
The driver says, 'Look, officer I had it set on cruise control at 60, do you
think your radar gun might need calibrating?'
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly dear,
you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'
As the policeman writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and
growls, 'Can you please keep your mouth shut?'
The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful your radar
detector went off when it did.'
As the policeman makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector
unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, 'Damn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'
The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic £50 fine.'
The driver says, 'Yeah, well, I had it on but took it off when you pulled me
over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'
The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'
As the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns barks
at his wife, 'WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT UP??'
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always
talk to you this way, Ma'am?'
And she says: 'Only when he's been drinking.'