Vacuum salesman


aka Skyman
My Satellite Setup
3m(28.2E),1.5m(19.2E.13E,10E),1m (4W ,7W)1m (?).diseqc 10,sky plus,VU+,telergy iptv.
Satlook nit colour + Horizon hdsm.
My Location
Limassol, Sunny Cyprus
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of
minutes of your time, I would like to.......
"F*ck off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she
tried to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot
in the door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen
my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse
sh*t all over her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove
all traces of this horse sh*t from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat
the remainder.
"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a f*cking good appetite,
because the electricity was cut off this morning."

Channel Hopper

Suffering fools, so you don't have to.
Staff member
My Satellite Setup
A little less analogue, and a lot more crap.
My Location
UK South
Nice one, and just as I was about to eat.