Viagra, No Thanks

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haga

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I was outside washing the car this morning, nice weather so I thought why not, a neighbour I dont see that often wandered over to chat, he's in his sixties, we nod at each other now and again but rarely speak, anyway, we was nattering about cars, house prices and putting the world to rights when he started on about his s_x life, how the **** we got on the subject I have no idea, his wife is also in her sixties but keeps herself fairly fit, he said he was struggling to keep it up so went to the doctor to get some help. I really was thinking I don't want to hear this and was trying really hard to think of an excuse to go in, glad I didn't!
The Doctor prescribed him Viagra, warned him about the side effects, blue and blurred vision, headaches etc but he thought 'sod it, why not'
I swear this is how he told the story,
He took a pill half an hour or so before he went to bed, got into bed and it went up, his wife was all excited and ready, he then noticed the blurred vision, just before the worst headache he had ever had arrived, the wife couldn't be bothered to wait for his headache to receed so went to sleep.
He managed to nod off and woke up next morning still hard! had trouble having a wee (as you do with a hard on) and spent the rest of the day waiting for it to go down, that night it was still hard and he was getting worried so called the doctor, he was rushed to Hospital where they injected 'it' to release the blood pressure, kept him in over night to keep an eye on him and let him home next day.
I'm biting my lip so hard so not to laugh I drew blood!
Poor bloke still never got his leg over, I went in and laughed so much telling the wife that my sides still hurt.
Viagra, be warned, lol
haga
 
Thanks for sharing haga. :)
Usually it is the wife who has a "headache".
I was at the Doctor's private room few months ago, and I noticed that he had a big electric wall clock with Viagra printed on the face, it had both the hours and minutes at the 12 O'clock position. Half an hour later, I noticed that there wasn't any movement, so I told the receptionist that the batteries inside are probably dead and need replacemen.
She smiled and said
"No, this is the way it is supposed to be always. There is no battery holder either"
 
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