- My Satellite Setup
- Has gone to a good home elsewhere
- My Location
- Blackburn, Lancashire
A man received an apologetic SMS message from his next door neighbour whilst at work:
"Sorry Bob, I am using your wife...day and night...when you are not present at home....In fact – probably more than you in reality.
I confess because now I am feeling so very guilty about the whole affair...I do hope you can forgive me and will accept my sincere apologies".
Absolutely distraught and terribly upset, yet mad with rage the man drove straight home and walked into the front door and feeling betrayed and humiliated without hesitation shot his wife.......
A few minutes later he received another message:
"Sorry Bob, spelling mistake ... wifi. Not wife".
"Sorry Bob, I am using your wife...day and night...when you are not present at home....In fact – probably more than you in reality.
I confess because now I am feeling so very guilty about the whole affair...I do hope you can forgive me and will accept my sincere apologies".
Absolutely distraught and terribly upset, yet mad with rage the man drove straight home and walked into the front door and feeling betrayed and humiliated without hesitation shot his wife.......
A few minutes later he received another message:
"Sorry Bob, spelling mistake ... wifi. Not wife".