When you're fast asleep, how do you know your're not dead?

[Saturlight]

Morbid, I know, but I always wondered this as there is never a point when you notice yourself falling exactly into sleep.:-carrot

You can sense drifting into sleep but the moment of crossing into sleep is lost.

 

[RedDevil_UK]

easy... i wont snore when im dead

 

[Saturlight]

easy... i wont snore when im dead

You might

 

[2cvbloke]

I'd have thought you'd feel pain of somesort (from a Heart attack, Annurism, knife in your back (a kind missus!!) etc.) if you died just as you're falling asleep, but as I have a long time left (I hope!!!) I don't really want to find out any time soon...

 

[TJExcalibur]

Of course you know when you are dying but then youre dead so you don't know that you knew you were dying so you then don't know you are dead. Simple really. :-googly

Morbid, I know, but I always wondered this as there is never a point when you notice yourself falling exactly into sleep.:-carrot

You can sense drifting into sleep but the moment of crossing into sleep is lost.

 

[dig deep]

If U wake up, then U are not dead (really!)

 

[Saturlight]

I'd have thought you'd feel pain of somesort (from a Heart attack, Annurism, knife in your back (a kind missus!!) etc.) if you died just as you're falling asleep, but as I have a long time left (I hope!!!) I don't really want to find out any time soon...

Nah, but in death all those sensations which led to death are cancelled out. Perhaps I am saying is there a real difference between deep sleep and death.:-googly

Merry Christmas.:-santa3

 

[Saturlight]

Of course you know when you are dying but then youre dead so you don't know that you knew you were dying so you then don't know you are dead. Simple really. :-googly

Exactly. :-googly And like Monty Python said, "ewe came from nothing, ewe iz going back to nothing. What ewe lost? NOTHING. ":-thumbup

 

[2cvbloke]

What's with all the sheep references? Ewe = Female sheep....

I know you lot North of the Tyne (born South of the Tyne myself) are strange, but I didn't know you were that bad!!!

 

[T_G]

Many times I am falling asleep, and just about when I am entering deep sleep I feel this awful pain. This is nto a sign I am dying, it is the dragon elbowing me for (alledgedly) snoring. One day I will fall asleep and if there isn't pain I know I am dead.

 

[2cvbloke]

One day I will fall asleep and if there isn't pain I know I am dead.

Or your missus is...

 

[Topper]

Many times I am falling asleep, and just about when I am entering deep sleep I feel this awful pain. This is nto a sign I am dying, it is the dragon elbowing me for (alledgedly) snoring. One day I will fall asleep and if there isn't pain I know I am dead.

Lol well I certainly can relate to that T_G no wonder I never felt rested. I used to wake up with bruises.:-googly

The only way to tackle the situation is to use your phone to record SWMBO when she is sleeping and snoring, she will not believe you until you provide video evidence.

 

[T_G]

Lol well I certainly can relate to that T_G no wonder I never felt rested. I used to wake up with bruises.:-googly

The only way to tackle the situation is to use your phone to record SWMBO when she is sleeping and snoring, she will not believe you until you provide video evidence.

^

Nonononono you must be joking mate, you don't know what I am dealing with. Even if I show stone cast evidence of her snoring like drunk bear it will still be my fault. How? God and the dragon move in mysterious ways. But it is 100% my fault. World hunger? My fault. Famine? My fault. She has a bad hair? My fault. Her food tastes shit? You know the answser. Her mother is a an old b****? Double my fault. I am just happy I wake up alive :-sugar.

 

[Topper]

It is a no win situation I see........ OK well seeing as it is your fault perhaps you has better both get one of these

Or if you are into electronic gadgets one of these off Ebay

Failing that well just admit defeat and resort to the spare single bed

 

[TJExcalibur]

Is that a picture of T_G and his missus in the link you posted ? these
They look like a happy loving couple and I can't see any bruises. :-tree

 

[T_G]

Is that a picture of T_G and his missus in the link you posted ? these
They look like a happy loving couple and I can't see any bruises. :-tree

The bruises are mental :-cry1

 

[Saturlight]

What's with all the sheep references? Ewe = Female sheep....

I know you lot North of the Tyne (born South of the Tyne myself) are strange, but I didn't know you were that bad!!!

Ewe iz a bully. :-googly:-sugar