Who says they don't grow on trees?

[Topper]

Wonder what the neighbours will say when I plant some of these along the fence this year?



Yep you guessed it they are Vietnamese pumpkins!!!! you mean you did not guess that?

Well they are

 

[timo_w2s]

Eew. They look a bit, um, old.

 

[2cvbloke]

Hate to be that guy, but, they're just as plastic as the women of california...

www.hoax-slayer.com/boob-melons-hoax.shtml



And anyway, if nature was to grow boobs, then they'd at least look a little more pert....

 

[Analoguesat]

The work of a Vietnamese artist - hmm I dont think much of Vietnamese women in that case

 

[Topper]

Yes he must have been inspired by the surrounding nature

 

[Huevos]

he must have been inspired by the surrounding nature

He is a she.

 

[Topper]

He is a she.

Bonny too but I suspect the art was just wishful thinking on her part

 

[2cvbloke]

Bonny too but I suspect the art was just wishful thinking on her part

Do women actually wish for saggy, wrinkly, oddly coloured boobs?

 

[Topper]

Do women actually wish for saggy, wrinkly, oddly coloured boobs?

Some would prefer those to fried eggs

 

[2cvbloke]

Some would prefer those to fried eggs

So long as everything downstairs of theirs works, that's all that matters...

 

[Topper]

So long as everything downstairs of theirs works, that's all that matters...

Try telling that to week old baby screaming and crying at 3am

 

[2cvbloke]

Try telling that to week old baby screaming and crying at 3am

And if that's not a good enough reason to use protection, I don't know what is...