Why Sentence Structure Is Important

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The boss had to fire somebody and he narrowed it down to one of two people - Debra or Jack.

It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went straight to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said: 'Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.'

'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like s**t.'
 

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LOL, brilliant. :) :-rofl2
 

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Very good, quite refreshing
 

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So did he fire her or not? I am confused
 

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T_G said:
So did he fire her or not? I am confused

It doesn't matter if he did or not.:)

Double meanings T_G:)


Great joke:-rofl2
 

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kleefarr said:
The boss approached her and said: 'Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.'

'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like s**t.'

The boss actually wanted to say

I have to lay, you
or Jack off.' ............you've got it now T_G surely a play on words for osim ba yad
 

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oh my Dog! I was just joking
 

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Should have used a ;) :-rofl2
 

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T_G said:
oh my Dog! I was just joking


No problem then T_G, it is difficult to know when people are these days....
I must be getting old O-no

The only way to overcome this problem would be to make the postings voice clips...mmm now there is a concept, of course the problem would then be accents I suppose
 

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Topper said:
of course the problem would then be accents I suppose
Well that's Analoguesat and me up $pit Creek then...
 

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Very funny indeed.:-rofl2
Thanks to Topper I got it finally.
Or as T_G calls it the "Strong Right Hand Brigade".
Anyway, over the past three decades, parents have not considered to name their newly born sons as Jack on the odd chance that one day when he is at the airport or in an aeroplane, a friend might spot him and shouts Hi......
 

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HB13DISH said:
Very funny indeed.:-rofl2
Thanks to Topper I got it finally.
Or as T_G calls it the "Strong Right Hand Brigade".
Anyway, over the past three decades, parents have not considered to name their newly born sons as Jack on the odd chance that one day when he is at the airport or in an aeroplane, a friend might spot him and shouts Hi......

Glad to be of service HB :)

That was my school motto in Latin you know.....

Disce Prodesse

Learn to be of service
 

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Topper said:
Glad to be of service HB :)

That was my school motto in Latin you know.....

Disce Prodesse

Learn to be of service

Shame for the boss that it wasn't Debra's motto. :)
 

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Yorks said:
Shame for the boss that it wasn't Debra's motto. :)


Well either I am uninformed this time or you have OD'd again YorksO-no Debra?
 

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The boss had to fire somebody and he narrowed it down to one of two people - Debra or Jack.

it is a reference to the original post maybe??
 

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T_G said:
it is a reference to the original post maybe??

Touchee T_G these threads get so long I forget what they were about:-rofl2
 

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Topper said:
Touchee T_G these threads get so long I forget what they were about:-rofl2
Lol thats what I like about them. You never know where they are going to end...which reminds me of another thread....
 

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Well either I am uninformed this time or you have OD'd again YorksO-no Debra?

Yep. Sometimes we all lose the thread lol.

I'm sure Debra would suggest that you jack off, seeing as you can't even remember her name :) You see we're all living on the edge, but some of us can judge distance better than others.
 

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