Wise Italian Grandfather

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Why Italian fathers and grandfathers pass their handguns
down through the family...

An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside,
Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome
plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me
your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business,
You gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and
maybe a couple-a bambinos. "

"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife
inna bed with anudder man.

Whatta you gonna do then?
Pointa to you watch and say, 'time's up' ?
 
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