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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 840537" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p>Why Italian fathers and grandfathers pass their handguns</p><p>down through the family...</p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> "But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> your Rolex watch instead?"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> You gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> maybe a couple-a bambinos. "</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> inna bed with anudder man.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Whatta you gonna do then?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> [spoiler]Pointa to you watch and say, 'time's up' ?[/spoiler]</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 840537, member: 186250"] Why Italian fathers and grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family... [SIZE=18px] An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside,[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px] Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px] plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px] "But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px] your Rolex watch instead?"[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px] "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business,[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px] You gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px] maybe a couple-a bambinos. "[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px] "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px] inna bed with anudder man.[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]Whatta you gonna do then?[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px] [spoiler]Pointa to you watch and say, 'time's up' ?[/spoiler][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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