World Cup Blues

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The FA & FIFA have organised a helpline for distraught english supporters

The number is 0800 414141
 
There was some trouble in South Africa, shortly after the England v Germany game. 11 Englishmen were arrested and charged with impersonating a football team.

:-lmao
 
Man walks into a brothel and asks the Madame for total humiliation.

Madame replies 'That will be £37.50 sir'.

'What do I get for that ?' asks the man

An England top' replies Madame.
 
Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car
park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He
stopped and asked, “Can you manage dear?” To which the old lady replied,
“No way. You got yourself into this mess, don’t ask me to sort it
out"
 
After Nigeria were eliminated from the world cup the Nigerian goalkeeper personally
offered to refund the expenses of fans who had travelled to South Africa.

He said he just needed their bank details, pin numbers and he would do the rest. :-rofl2
 
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