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you gotta read this one......

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My Satellite Setup
@sat 6910,
SAB EXPLORER CSIC,
80cm motorised dish
..and a pointed stick!
My Location
NW....Manchester
#1
Joe is sitting on a train across from a
busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.

Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her
thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear.

The blonde realises he is staring and
inquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?"

"Yes, I'm sorry," says Joe and promises to avert his eyes.

"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch
this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."

Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss.

Joe, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can
do.

"I can also make it wink," says the woman. Joe stares in amazement as
the pussy winks at him.

"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. Joe
moves over
and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"

Stunned, Joe replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"

:-):-rofl2