Your Age by Chocolate mathematics

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YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH




DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read .
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.



1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)


2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)


3. Add 5


4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator


5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 .. If you haven't, add 1758.


6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.


You should have a three digit number


The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

chocolate Calculator.
 
Where does the chocolate come in? I want chocolate!!! :(
 
2cvbloke said:
Where does the chocolate come in? I want chocolate!!! :(
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Sorry I already ate that...go get your own....it asks you how many days a week you eat it I suspect that is where it comes into it, does work and yes I'm still an old fart:cool:
 
Talking of chocolate bars - I found Drifter choccie bars in our Tescos this evening. First one Ive had in around 20 years - yum yum

The bloody price has gone up since the last one I had though. 52 blledin pence
 
Sorry, never eat chocolate :)
However, I think it will work with Whiskey
 
3 litres of Whiskey a week sounds a bit much....*hick*
 
3 shots will do, I tested it and it is OK:-rofl2
 
Analoguesat said:
Talking of chocolate bars - I found Drifter choccie bars in our Tescos this evening. First one Ive had in around 20 years - yum yum

The bloody price has gone up since the last one I had though. 52 blledin pence
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I hear my dad at times like these squeaking 10 shillings and 6 pence for a chocolate bar/bag of crisps/.......
 
Interesting, worked in my case... :D
 
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